Gray Watched The Godfather Marathon All Weekend

Ciao Bellas. My name is Count Vito Maximo Montefiori but these children, they call me Gray Gray. Whatever. The girl above, she worship me, Naturally. She very smart, very, how you say, "adorable". I like her because she feed me treats and makes me little construction paper crowns with the words "King Gray Gray" neatly printed around it. The boy, he is crazy. I advise you to mind your own business when he around. He constantly torturing me, but one day I scratch him good


Here I am snuggled up next to my favorite person. She think I muy super handsome and like a little angel. At least that what she always be saying to me - like I don't already know this. Still, she very sweet like a little bowl of gelato.

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Perhaps,I get just a little shut-eye before making 3 a.m. patrol around the house then I jump on the people in the next room. Making the big man scream in the big bed is so very funny.


I am Gray Gray. You want I come to your house, si? I offer you protection, no? I make you offer , you no refuse. Capisce!

I think I could take more

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Take the quiz by clicking on the link above. The test says I can whup up on 20 five-year-olds. See how you stack up against me. Remember 5-year-olds are animals (I know, I just went through a solid year of living with one!!!) They will attack without mercy and then when they think you have the upper hand, they'll cry or act like they're hurt, or refuse to play or the clincher, they'll tell you they hate you and your're not their best friend anymore. You may be tempted to give in but trust me,just when you think they have gone off to watch SpongeBob and everything's cool - WHAM - they will be all over you like a duck on a junebug. Show no pity or it will be your undoing!!!!!

Thanks, Sweetney.